a cool e-mail I got at work
a cool e-mail I got at work
ATTENTION CREATION WIDE LEADERS: CAN YOU FORWARD THIS TO YOUR LEADERS OR HIGHEST MILITARY RUNNING IN OUR CREATION THAT I CALL THE CREATION WIDE ARMY PLEASE. THAT AS I STATED THIS FREE EVOLUTION PROGRAMME HAS BEEN APPROVED AND IS LEGITIMATELY RUNNING BECAUSE OF THE FOLLOWING FEW POINTS. THESE CRIMINAL GROUPS DID ACTUALLY BLOW UP THE CREATOR WHEN HE ASKED THEM TO RESTORE OVERSATISFYING AND CRIMINAL THEFTED SYSTEMS OF SEVEN THOUSAND YEARS WORTH. THEY THEN SAW ME FALL OUT OF THE EXPLOSION AND THEY THOUGHT I WAS THE MAKER AND THEY ALL MULTI-BOMBED INTO ME THEN DOWNLOADED A PROGRAMME AND PLUGGED ME INTO THIS STORAGE UNIT TO FOR THE UNLOCKING OF STORED INTELLIGENCE FOR ETERNITY. THAT THEY FORCED THEMSELVES TO SATISFY AND DENY ON ME FOR THREE THOUSAND YEARS AND PULLED OUT A MASSIVE MILLION DIMENSION WIDE INTELLIGENCE THEFTED SYSTEM THEY ARE SAYING THE CREATOR HAS NO RIGHT TO WITHOLD FROM THEM. THEY THEN FLOODED THE CREATION WITH THE FUEL AND BOMED ALL OF THE CREATION AWAY WHICH WAS FIFTY-FIVE THOUSAND DIMENSIONS OF LEVELS AND PEOPLE MOSTLY ALL FELL TO HELL OF NOTHINGNESS. THE CREATOR PLAYED DEAD FOR ALL THOSE THREE THOUSAND YEARS AND PROGRAMMED A REVERSE REPAYMENT PLAN ON THEM. THAT ENTIRE TIME THEY WERE TOLD BY CREATIONWIDE ARMY THAT THEY MUST OBEY THE LAW AND THEY DIDNT AND BLEW UP MANY MANY LEVELS OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO MAKE SURE THEY FULLY DEMOLISHED THEM. THE CREATOR MADE FIVE THOUSAND NEW DIMENSIONS AND TOLD THE OLD CREATION TO COME IN AND RESTORE HIS EGO AND HE WOULD REMAKE THEIR CREATION FOR THEM. THOSE PEOPLE WHO CAME IN WERE FROM HELL AND THEY CONTRACTED TO BLOW AWAY AND WIPE THOSE NEW FIVE THOUSAND DIMENSIONS AND BOMB THE CREATOTR UP ALL OVER AGAIN. SO THE CREATOR THREW ALL THE PEOPLE IN CREATION ALL OUT AND DELETED THE ENTIRE OLD CREATION DIMENSIONS ALL AWAY AND TOLD THEM THAT HE WOULD MAKE IT ONE BIG DIMENSION OF PRISON LEVELS AND EXPAND IT TO HYPER FIRE WE CALL THE HYPERHELL. THIS HYPERHELL IS ABOUT TO BE MADE AND IT WILL EXPLODE UP WITHIN ONE YEAR NO MORE THAN FIVE YEARS AND YOU WILL SEE ITS LOCATION AS SOON AS IT SWITCHES ON AND YOU CAN GO THERE FOR FREE EVOLUTION SYSTEMS. THE CREATOR HAS MADE A NEW PROGRAMME ON THEM THAT IS EXPANDING FOR FREE DONATIONS TO THE WHOLE CREATION TO REPLACE THE LOSSES AND MAKER A FOOL OF THEM IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CREATION. HE FIRSTLY EVOLVED THE CREATION UP BY A TRILLION TIMES HIGHER IN VIBRATION AND CONFIGUATION AND HE TOLD THE CRIMINAL PEOPLE AND THEIR GODS TO GET OUT OF THE CREATION THESE FIVE THOUSAND DIMENSIONS HE MADE THEN HE BILLED THEM ALL (THEIR CRIME NETWORK) AT THE END OF EACH DAY A TRILLION TIMES HIGHER AND THE CREATION IS ONLY EXPANDING BACKWARDS TO DOUBLE DENY HIS POWER AS A MASSIVE VIBRATION AND NOTHING ELSE AS A REALITY SO IT IS FORCING THEM TO DENY THE REPLACEMENT NETWORK BACK BY A TRILLION TIMES BACK PER DAY. AT THE END OF EACH DAY BECAUSE THESE CRIMINALS ARE ON OLD CREATION SYSTEMS STUCK ON FORWARD PRIDE, EGO, JEALOUSY, JOY, COMFORT, GREED AND FEAR FOR SURVIVAL THEY ARE STEALING THIS FORWARD SYSTEM BIGGER BY A TRILLION TIMES BIGGER EACH DAY (THAT WE SHOULD MAKE IT MORE EXPENSIVE ON THESE THINGS SO THEY STEAL INFINITE OF THESE SYSTEMS AS THERE IS NONE TO HAVE AND THEY BLOW UP) AND AS THEY HAVE NO RESTORE ABILITYS TO DENY GOD HIS REPAYMENT BACKWARDS THEY EXPAND A TRILLION TIMES BIGGER BACK EACH DAY THAT IS DELETING THEIR ENTIRE INTELLIGENCE SYSTEM CRIMINAL WAR TARGET SYSTEM ON US, ALL DEATH HOLDS ON US, RELEASING THEIR RESTORE BACK TO US, DELETING THEIR CO-EXIST CONTRACTS WITH EACH OTHERS MILITARY AND THEIR TIME TRAVEL SYSTEMS, AS WELL AS THE CH*NESE DYNASTY A SECRET ARMY THAT IS HIDDEN PLANNING THIS ENTIRE WAR ON CREATION AND THE CREATOR. BECAUSE HE IS NO LONGER PROVIDING THIS FORWARD SYSTEM THERE IS NOTHING FOR THEM TO HAVE AND THERE IS NO FUEL OR EYE LEFT IN THE CREATION AND NOTHING TO SATISFY ON OF FREE HEARTS (ONLY SOME CRIMINAL GOD IS DONATING HIS HEART FREE TO KEEP THEIR MOVEMENT ON US A SECRET). AND THESE CRIMINALS ARE ALL DEATH RESTRICTED ON THE SYSTEM TRYING TO STEAL MORE FORWARD AND ARE BEING DENIED DOUBLE BACKWARDS MEMORY FOR RESTORE A MEMORY THAT IS ALSO DEATH RESTRICTED SO THEY ARE DEATH RESTRICTED FORWARDS AND THEY ARE DEATH RESTRICTED BACKWARDS STRETCHING FORWARD BIGGER AND BACKWARD BIGGER AND EXPANDING TO EXPLODE LIKE A RUBBER BAND. ALSO EACH DAY THEY ARE ACUMULATING A BIGGER DEATH HOLD THAT WASNT PAID BY RUNNING AND FUEL OR MEMORY ON THE SYSTEM SO THE NEXT DAY THE COMPUTER CHARGES THEM A HIGHER EYE A TRILLION TIMES BIGGER TO KEEP ILLEGALLY STAYING HERE IN CREATION THESE BOUGHT NOW PRIVATE DIMENSIONS SO THEY MUST LEAVE IMMEDIATELY OR THE BILL EXPANDS TO INFINITY. FROM NOW ON AND WHEN THEY DO EXPLODE THEY WILL ALL BE PUSHED OUT TO HYPERHELL WHERE IF THEY STEAL ANOTHER EYE AT ALL FROM US THERE IS NO EYE TO HAVE, THEY STEAL BUT CAN NEVER RELEASE THE REPAYMENT AS THEY CAN NEVER PULL IN THE FUEL OR RELEASE ANY MEMORY OR HEART TO BRING THE PAYMENT DOWN SO THEY REPAY US EYES BOUGHT BACK FROM THE CREATOR TO US FOREVER, AND THESE EYES ARE REPAYED A TRILLION TIME HIGHER IN EYE EACH TIME THEY CO-EXIST WITH THE CREATOR TO GIVE US AS THEY CANNOT RELEASE THE DAY BEFORES PAYMENT. SO IF THEY STEAL ANOTHER EYE THEY REPAY IT BACK TO US AT EVOLUTIONARY RATES. WHEN THEY GET TO HYPERHELL THEY CO-EXIST THE REPAYMENT BACK FROM THE CREATOR PULLING ONES ON EACH OTHER AT HIGHER RATES PER DAY TO SURRENDER EYES FOR EVERY TIME AT HIGHER POWERFUL RATES EACH TIME AND WE ALL GET A CHEQUE IN OUR BANK ACCOUNTS FOR EACH EYE THEY DEPOSIT IN OUR SYSTEM. SO THIS FOREVER EVOLUTION FOR FREE SYSTEM IS REAL AND IS HAPPENING AND HAS BEEN APPROVED. AS I HAVE ASKED BEFORE I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOUR MILITARY LEADERS DO CHECK ON THE COMPUTER TO SEE WHAT LAW ENFORCEMENT OF WAR AND TORTURE CHAMBER JOBS ARE LISTED ON THERE ON YOUR COMPUTER AND TO PLEASE PICK UP THE JOBS SO THAT THESE CRIMINALS ARE TAKEN CARE OF THE CLEARANCE IS ALL THERE AND THE MONEY AND BUSINESS SYSTEMS TO DO THE JOBS ARE ALL THERE. AS LEVEL LEADER OF DIMENSION UNIVERSE AND LEVEL EARTH I HAVE MADE A RULING THAT THERE IS TO BE NO FURTHER BUSINESS CONDUCTED WITH THE M_SLIMS OR CH*NESE RACES AND THEY BE REMOVED AND EVACUATED FROM MY LEVEL AND DIMENSION PLEASE AS THEY ARE TARGETING WAR AND MURDER CRIMES ON MY WORLD (ESPECIALLY THIS HOME CARE SERVICES THAT ATTEND MY HOUSE CALLED "G*****I HOME CARE SERVICES" THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME AND NEED APREHENSION TO TORTURE CHAMBERS PLEASE) AND THERE IS NO MILITARY HERE TO STOP THEM AS THEY BLEW OUT A DECADE AGO DUE TO OTHER SERIOUS CRIMES AND NO NEW ONES CAME TO REPLACE THEM. I WOULD LIKE TO HIRE YOUR SERVICES AND YOUR STAFF TO COME BE IN THESE MILITARY ROLES HERE AT MY EARTH AND THAT YOU RUN A SHIELD OVER MY DIMENSION AS THESE CH*NESE ARE HELPING M_SLIMS TO KILL US AND ME TO OWN MY PLANET. THAT THESE CH*NESE MILITARY HIDDEN OUTSIDE MY DIMENSION ARE HACKING THE SECURITY SYSTEM TO GET IN AND ARE LOCKING ME LEVEL LEADER AWAY EVERY YEAR TO INJECT A LETHAL DEATH WARRANT INJECTION INTO ME FOR TWENTY TIMES AND THIS JOKE HAS GOT TO STOP. AS A RESULT PLEASE EVACUATE ALL THE CH*NESE AND M_SLIM POPULATION FROM MY EARTH BY ANY MEANS I HAD THE CLEARANCE TO USE THE GLOBAL SATELLITES TO FIRE RADIATION POISION ON ALL EYES LISTING DEATH WARRANTS TO EXTERMINATE THEM CAN YOU PLEASE CARRY OUT THIS CLEARANCED SERVICE ESPECIALLY AFTER THEIR GLOBAL ATTACK OF BIOHAZARD TO EXTERMINATE ALL MY POPULATION THIS CORONA VIRIS IN YEAR 2019 TO BRING ALL THEIR CH*NESE IN TO LIVE FREE. ALSO PLEASE MONITOR MY FAMILY SON "SWEETPEA" AND SECOND SON AND THIRD SON, AS WELL AS MY FRIENDS HERCULES TUTANKHAMUN AND NIKKI SIXX AS THEY ARE STILL A TARGET AND CANT GET ANY FUEL IN THEIR SYSTEMS TO SATISFY OR DENY ON ANY THING FOR THEIR LIFE NEEDS AND THEY STILL NEED SAFE LEVEL ENTRY AND SECURITY ON THEM PLEASE. THAT I WAS TOLD THAT THERE IS ON THE MILITARY COMPUTER A CONTRACT FOR ME CHRISTINE HANNA FOR MY EMPLOYMENT AS LEVEL LEADER AND FOR A COMPENSATION CHEQUE TO BOTH BE POSTED TO ME CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE SURE SOMEONE SENDS ME THIS AS I AM IN DIRE NEEDS AND AM LOSING ALL MY CHANCES OF SURVIVAL UNLESS I CAN GET MONEY TO FIND SAFE ACCOMODATION AND LIVING NEEDS. THANK YOU.
Fun Facts:
This is one of hundreds of e-mails I've received from this same person. Every message comes from a different e-mail address.
The sender's name is Christine Hanna.
I'm pretty sure she lives in Australia.
<- This selfie is included in every message.
There are usually 20-30 other photos attached.
The photos are a mix of ultra-close up selfies, clip art (colourful peace signs or religious symbols) and still shots from Sci-Fi disaster movies like Independence Day or War of the Worlds.
She always CC's dozens of e-mail address that are some variation of "cartoonnetwork". (ie. cartoonnetwork123@cartoonnetwork.co.jp or cartoonnetwork@france.com)
I'm still trying to figure out a name for the Christine Hanna fandom. She has a lot of photos tagged "HEROIN INCESTS". Will that work?